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The Build
A wall of servers, every one liquid-cooled, glowing through the tubing. They are, he announces, soooo cool.

A wall of servers, every one liquid-cooled, glowing through the tubing. They are, he announces, soooo cool.

RGB everything. The whole rack pulses every colour at once. The snow buddies are hypnotised.

He cannot work out how to control the lights. Four apps. Nothing.

Plan B: a firm whack, then a threat to sort the cooling himself at 4 AM.

Slumped in the armchair, bathed in seizure lighting, dashboards green. Loves them anyway.