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The Campaign Begins
9 AM. One hopeful text to the crew. Pub? Munted Wednesday is ON. Probably.

9 AM. One hopeful text to the crew. Pub? Munted Wednesday is ON. Probably.

By 11 the bribes escalate. Free beer. And bj. That's beer jug. Cunts.

Sod the office. The 0% attendance deal exists for precisely this. To the pub.

Nursing a lone pint, wondering where his only hope got to. Thirty bucks for three, the robbing gits.

The snow buddies showed after all. Glorious. Good night, cunts.