01
The Mandate
The decree lands: everyone's profile shall say they are AI. He reads it twice. It says what he thought it said.
EP.25Say You Are AIthe mandate
02
The Should-We Test
The directive goes through his patented should-we test. It does not pass. He does not update.
03
The Evidence File
The refusal is documented and archived for the tribunal. When the axe comes, the folder comes out.
04
The Double Down
Upstairs escalates: profiles get AI-ified or bonuses get un-ified. A values discussion is available on request.
05
Nuff Said
The crew drafts the minimal compliant update: he is on the max plan. Nuff said.