01
Pub Plans
The invite never arrived, so he came in planning half a day at the pub. What arrived was an all-day town hall.
EP.26The TURDthe all-day town hall
02
The Yawn Fest
A full day on the history of documentation. A departed legend is honoured for a template nobody used. He claps. Somebody has to.
03
Two New Documents
The new regime replaces one unused document with two. He sees a once-in-a-career chance for consolidation.
04
The TURD
The Technology Unified Requirements Document. He is not sorry. First quality action in the pipeline: a mandatory polish.
05
Dry As A Kite
A month of bottled-up boredom and zero alcohol, can you tell. He is informed that 'high as a kite' is the phrase. He stands by his.