
01
The Fancy New Model
He gives the fancy new model a whizz before the cheap seats disappear.

He gives the fancy new model a whizz before the cheap seats disappear.

Forty minutes of pure thinking. He watches it work like it's the footy.

First time in his life: out of token allowance.

It finished the whole job, took a bow, and then said unlucky, pal.

The crew agree it's the longest he's ever lasted at anything. Cunts.